Naming Names

I can remember everything. That’s my curse, young man. It’s the greatest curse that’s ever been inflicted on the human race: memory.

ASK ME ANYTHING.

According to my pedigree, these are my sisters. They are not very nice. But they got good grades in school. I never really liked them anyway. We all shop at Marshall’s.

They are dead to me, but if you happen to bump into them, please ask them what they said to me when I was homeless and sick during Covid. Now tell them acta non verba.

BTW, this photograph was taken at the childhood home of Christopher Lloyd (Doc Brown) just a few months shy of the Sandy Hook Massacre.

It’s your MOM.  She’s tracked you down.

The Cleary Girls

Peg graduated from Bates College in Lewiston, Maine. While studying for her MBA at Rutgers University in 1975, she won $6,175.00 on a game show that her future husband, Stephen Joseph O’Connor (AKA “Sam Chin”, “Steve-Oh”), parlayed into a global Greed empire comprising casinos, gambling, drugs, wars, sports, real estate, hospitals, 527 money, and incarceration. However, Peggy answered one of the questions in Jeopardy form and I think she should have been disqualified as the game show was not Jeopardy. She also had answers hidden in her hat, which is why they made her take it off before the taping. It had nothing to do with the National Anthem. Steve is now Miriam Adeleson’s bitch.  Ellen’s husband Joe paints houses. He knows everything. His name is Joseph Oliver Rossi Jr., Millionaire. He owns a mansion and a yacht.  

 

We have another sister, not pictured.

 

I grew horns. 

Be silly, be honest, be kind...rewind.