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1984

Scribble d’ Hobble

The UR Workbook: Let us leave theories there and return to here’s hear.

Features

Thank You, Gentlemen

Thank You, Gentlemen

In recent issues, the CONCORDIAN has had occasion to point with mixture of disappointment and anger to what appeared to be the indifference of town officials to the obvious danger of children and untended fires, one official said, quite simply, “Tell the children to keep away.”

The Tuam Diaries

The Tuam Diaries

I can remember everything. That’s my curse, young man. It’s the greatest curse that’s ever been inflicted on the human race: memory.

Flatter Familia

The Tuam Diaries

The Tuam Diaries

I can remember everything. That’s my curse, young man. It’s the greatest curse that’s ever been inflicted on the human race: memory.

Oops. My Bad.

Oops. My Bad.

The story of the most famous sneak shot photo in tabloid history began with a wink between a woman and a man who should have known better.

E=MC²

E=MC²

At or around the time Einstein published the theory of relativity, Henry Flattery was ordained as an NYPD officer.

Random Stuff

Thank You, Gentlemen

Thank You, Gentlemen

In recent issues, the CONCORDIAN has had occasion to point with mixture of disappointment and anger to what appeared to be the indifference of town officials to the obvious danger of children and untended fires, one official said, quite simply, “Tell the children to keep away.”

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The Tuam Diaries

The Tuam Diaries

I can remember everything. That’s my curse, young man. It’s the greatest curse that’s ever been inflicted on the human race: memory.

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Much Ado About Something

Much Ado About Something

In the news pages of this issue, you will find a complete report of Reporter Pat Cleary’s investigation into the matter of the unused foundations and the trash piles in and around them.

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Mr. Siegel Makes a Point

Mr. Siegel Makes a Point

We have told the story as it happened and was told to us and have tried not to put editorial emphasis on any of the facts. Nevertheless, the facts themselves seem so crystal clear that in their light, Mr. Siegel comes off as a man with a job to do.

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LAST MINUTE F-L-A-S-H-E-S

LAST MINUTE F-L-A-S-H-E-S

In response to a letter from the CONCORDIAN outlining the hazards of the unused foundations and asking for help in protecting Concord villagers therefrom, the Long Island Home Builders Institute, Inc., has just replied to CONCORDIAN reporter Pat Cleary as follows:

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Ceci n’est pas une pipe

Ceci n’est pas une pipe

The famous pipe. How people reproached me for it! And yet, could you stuff my pipe? No, it’s just a representation, is it not? So if I had written on my picture “This is a pipe”, I’d have been lying!

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Oops. My Bad.

Oops. My Bad.

The story of the most famous sneak shot photo in tabloid history began with a wink between a woman and a man who should have known better.

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Meet Your Neighbor

Meet Your Neighbor

This Month, meet the Column Editor of the Concordian, her husband, and her children. The husband — Donald Cleary. The wife — Pat Cleary. The address – 633 Alwick Avenue.

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