
1984
Scribble d’ Hobble
The UR Workbook: Let us leave theories there and return to here’s hear.
Features

Thank You, Gentlemen
In recent issues, the CONCORDIAN has had occasion to point with mixture of disappointment and anger to what appeared to be the indifference of town officials to the obvious danger of children and untended fires, one official said, quite simply, “Tell the children to keep away.”

The Tuam Diaries
I can remember everything. That’s my curse, young man. It’s the greatest curse that’s ever been inflicted on the human race: memory.
Flatter Familia
The Tuam Diaries
I can remember everything. That’s my curse, young man. It’s the greatest curse that’s ever been inflicted on the human race: memory.
All 46 Saved At Sea as Fire Destroys Army Transport
Joseph V. Connely Survivors Rescued After 13-hour Tossing in Storm 1,000 Miles Out.
Paul Flattery still pissed he never got the two dollars Bob Flattery sent to him.
Unused Foundations Remain a Menace
With the blessings of Captain Kangaroo, Pat Cleary takes on the Long Island mob.
Oops. My Bad.
The story of the most famous sneak shot photo in tabloid history began with a wink between a woman and a man who should have known better.
I’ve Got a Little List
As some day it may happen that a victim must be found.
E=MC²
At or around the time Einstein published the theory of relativity, Henry Flattery was ordained as an NYPD officer.
Random Stuff
Thank You, Gentlemen
In recent issues, the CONCORDIAN has had occasion to point with mixture of disappointment and anger to what appeared to be the indifference of town officials to the obvious danger of children and untended fires, one official said, quite simply, “Tell the children to keep away.”
The Tuam Diaries
I can remember everything. That’s my curse, young man. It’s the greatest curse that’s ever been inflicted on the human race: memory.
Much Ado About Something
In the news pages of this issue, you will find a complete report of Reporter Pat Cleary’s investigation into the matter of the unused foundations and the trash piles in and around them.
All 46 Saved At Sea as Fire Destroys Army Transport
Joseph V. Connely Survivors Rescued After 13-hour Tossing in Storm 1,000 Miles Out.
Paul Flattery still pissed he never got the two dollars Bob Flattery sent to him.
Mr. Siegel Makes a Point
We have told the story as it happened and was told to us and have tried not to put editorial emphasis on any of the facts. Nevertheless, the facts themselves seem so crystal clear that in their light, Mr. Siegel comes off as a man with a job to do.
Foundations Become Town Issue
Long Island Home Builders Institute, Inc., offers feeble reply to CONCORDIAN reporter Pat Cleary.
LAST MINUTE F-L-A-S-H-E-S
In response to a letter from the CONCORDIAN outlining the hazards of the unused foundations and asking for help in protecting Concord villagers therefrom, the Long Island Home Builders Institute, Inc., has just replied to CONCORDIAN reporter Pat Cleary as follows:
Come Out of the Basement
Editor Lawrence Elliot’s predictions for 1955. (Hint: Whatever Lola wants, Lola gets.)
Unused Foundations Remain a Menace
With the blessings of Captain Kangaroo, Pat Cleary takes on the Long Island mob.
Ceci n’est pas une pipe
The famous pipe. How people reproached me for it! And yet, could you stuff my pipe? No, it’s just a representation, is it not? So if I had written on my picture “This is a pipe”, I’d have been lying!
Oops. My Bad.
The story of the most famous sneak shot photo in tabloid history began with a wink between a woman and a man who should have known better.
Meet Your Neighbor
This Month, meet the Column Editor of the Concordian, her husband, and her children. The husband — Donald Cleary. The wife — Pat Cleary. The address – 633 Alwick Avenue.

I’m hungry.

Qualities
Cynical
Sarcastic
Snarky