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Spring Break 1984

March 28, 1984


The Editor
BG News

Dear Editor:


     I would like to thank all of the BG students who sent me postcards from Florida over the break.  ‘Sounds like all of you were having a wonderful time, and I appreciate the invitation to join you next year. Some of you wanted to know how Chuck and Di were in Great Britain: I regret to say they wouldn’t let me in because all I wanted to talk about was the Hockey Team, and besides as the cartoon in the BG News noted, they didn’t like my orange blazer.

  Thanks for writing. I will be seeing you around the campus. 



                      Paul J. Olscamp







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