Trish Cleary

Not a Bot

GRISTMILL SUNOCO

527 Main Ave. Norwalk, CT

Donald F. Cleary, Proprietor

PRESS

Where I’ve Been

Soul 4 sale

Superbowl 1984

Location: Prout Hall, Bowling Green State University.
No TV. Did not see the commercial.

Challenger Disaster

Location: 101 Merritt 7, Norwalk CT
In a meeting at National Education Training Corp.

Jack Welch's Office

Location: 3135 Easton Turnpike, Fairfield, CT
From the boardroom to the bathroom, I know where all the dirt is.

Apple Eastern Operations

Location: 101 Merritt 7, Norwalk, CT
Ran the executive briefing center with Vicki Vance.

Oil Crisis

Location: Gristmill Sunoco, Merritt 7, Norwalk CT
Pumped leaded gas and cleaned bugs off windshields. I was 10.

Scholastic

Location: 7 Sherman Turnpike, Danbury, CT
Created the world’s first CD ROM encyclopedia. If you’re under 45, your ignorance is my fault.

Comdex

Location: Las Vegas, Nevada
Front row seat at Bill Gates’ keynote speech courtesy of Sheldon Adelson. Bill demo’d Encarta. The system crashed and Bill mispronounced “Lead Belly.”

Palo Alto

Location: ParcPlace Systems
Argued with Adele Goldberg over hex values. The only person to beat her in a fight was Steve Jobs. I lost the hex, but committed it to memory.

Y2K

Location: Bankers Trust, 4 World Trade Center
Architected marketing and training programs for rehypothecation.

9/11

Location: World Trade Center
Tested rehypothecation hypothesis.

Catholic Convent

Location: Maryknoll Sisters, Ossining, NY
I made Mother Teresa cry.

Sandy Hook

Location: Newtown, CT
Re-tested Rehypothecation theory.

NET WORTH

TOTAL

DON'T PUSH ME